! color #FF7777 ! song 1 song 19 song 2 song 26 song 31 song 8 song 28 song 18 ! song 23 song 45 song 19 song 14 song 21 song 22 ! defaultfont 0 ! defaultcolor #7777EE ! color #FFFFFF *#-===ULTIMA ONLINE===-#* ! color #00FF00 ---=== Renaissance ===--- ! color #FF0000 - Product Development - ! color #FFFF00 Vice President of Online Operations Gordon "Tyrant" Walton ! color #FFFF00 Executive Producer Jason "Squidmaster" Bell ! color #FFFF00 Producer Rick "Stellerex" Hall ! color #FFFF00 Executive Assistant Fauna Randolph ! color #FFFF00 Lead Programmer Kirk "Runesabre" Black ! color #FFFF00 Lead Designers Todd "tOAD" Bailey Anthony "SunSword" Castoro ! color #FFFF00 Programmers Brian "Krelin" Crowder Tim "Alai" Schubert Bill "Animalmother" Dalton Kevin "Jalek" Saffel John "Krum" Matzen Chuck "43 68 75 63 6B" Zoch Herman "Trellek" Miller ! color #FFFF00 Designers Paul "Sage" Sage Rob "Firedog" Irving Dan "Lord_Pall" Rubenfield Jonathan "Blue Baron" Baron ! color #FFFF00 Additional Programming and Localization Dan "Lord_Pall" Rubenfield ! color #FFFF00 Additional Art Micael Priest ! color #FFFF00 Networking and Operations Kevin Kwast David "Bob" Truong ! color #FF0000 - Translations - ! color #FFFF00 Translations Manager Katie Adams ! color #FFFF00 Localization Coordinator Jean-Luc Chabrier ! color #FF0000 - Quality Assurance - ! color #FFFF00 Quality Assurance Manager Marie Williams ! color #FFFF00 Quality Assurance Testers Mackey Fair Russell Wilkins Brian DuBose Matt Lynch Kyle Drewke Stephen VanWambeck Jon Savinelli ! color #FF0000 - Player Relations - ! color #FFFF00 Director of Player Relations Richard Zinser ! color #FFFF00 Manager of Player Relations Eva Rich ! color #FFFF00 Game Managers John Erskine Jack Wood ! color #FFFF00 Senior Game Masters Daniel Betsinger Dan Campbell Monté Mathis Dwight Spaulding ! color #FFFF00 Lead Game Masters Amy Collinsworth Tom Lieberman ! color #FFFF00 Game Masters Ted Avery Eric Avila Maren Barwis Craig Bedwell Matt Bruce Jennifer Childress Stewart Chu Josh Fleming Patrick Hurley Tim Johnson Hea Kyung Jung Ji Lee Juwon Lee James Loy Craig McDonald Patrick Menn-Bays Jens Page Jim Prescott Jackie Renkel Dave Saleh Rob Simpson Jeff Williams Abby Wolters Erek Yedwabnick Fei Zhou Mike Zupan ! color #FFFF00 Director of Volunteer Relations Jessica "Durga" Mulligan ! color #FFFF00 Volunteer Coordinators Matt Gutierrez Katherine Mathews ! color #FFFF00 Manager of Interest Specialists Richard Dell ! color #FFFF00 Interest Specialists David Abelt Greg Chapman Michael Farone Tom Ivey ! color #FF0000 - Phone Support - ! color #FFFF00 Account Support Brian Ford Luis Jimenez Jenice McKissick Charles Williams Patrick Wagner Charles Blevins Marti Simmons ! color #FFFF00 Technical Support Will Martin Simon Fitzpatrick Elton Fritz ! color #FF0000 - Community Relations - ! color #FFFF00 Director of Community Relations Carly "LadyMOI" Staehlin ! color #FFFF00 Community Relations Jon "Calandryll" Hanna Susan "Leilo" Kath ! color #FF0000 - Web Support - ! color #FFFF00 Art Director, Manager Joel Shively ! color #FFFF00 Web Artist Chris Savio ! color #FFFF00 Multimedia Seth Scoville ! color #FFFF00 Lead Web Programmer Chris Graf ! color #FFFF00 Web Programmers Seth Scoville Dan Buckler ! color #FF0000 - Information Services And Technologies - ! color #FFFF00 IS&T Manager Francisco "Falcor" Artes ! color #FFFF00 Network Engineer Greg "Ozone" Barwis ! color #FFFF00 Web Administrator Adam "Sho" Walker ! color #FFFF00 Technicians Paul "Howler" Vaden David "Bob" Truong Dennis Byers ! color #FF0000 - Network Operations - ! color #FFFF00 Senior Network Administrator Ed Golden ! color #FFFF00 Network Administrator Brian Wachhaus ! color #FFFF00 Senior UNIX Administrator Kevin Kwast ! color #FFFF00 Unix Administrator Jeff Berube ! color #FFFF00 Database Administrators Joe Phillips Tim Keating Calan Thurow ! color #FFFF00 Login Server Administrator Calan Thurow ! color #FF0000 - Marketing - ! color #FFFF00 Product Manager Matt Orlich ! color #FFFF00 Creative Services Manager Tonda Mueller ! color #FFFF00 Media Relations David Swofford ! color #FFFF00 - Additional Software - Translation software included under license from Systran (c) Systran Software Inc., 1998, All rights reserved. ! defaultcolor #00FF00 "I want to be a 25 year old girl with a sugar daddy." -TSchubert "I'm a frikkin' retard." -KBlack UOHoc 7/15/99 "I'm not arguing either way, I'm just telling you how it is." -KBlack, on Archery "Someone broke my Winger tape..." -KBlack, lunch "Well, I have no clue how to deal with this..." -KBlack, Lead Programmer "I don't want to hear that from the lead programmer." -TBailey, Lead Designer "Kenny's like what evil would be if it came to have breakfast with you." -BDubose "I hope you came up with lots of good excuses." -BCrowder "It's all Christmasy....with breasts." -ACastoro "See, it's like if you have a million monkeys, and they have a million typewriters...That's an invention." -DRubenfield "I'm not copying, I'm a conformist." -KBlack "It's like giving monkeys hand grenades..." -DRubenfield "If I have nutrasweet I pee in my pants and forget my name." -BDalton "Server load is a lot less of an issue when there's cash invovled." -BDalton "Why'd that happen?...Doesn't matter." -DRubenfield "It doesn't matter, it's just a server." -KBLack, totally out of context ! color #FFFF00 PSage: "It's like Schroeddinger's cat." DRubenfield: "Dude, it's like strapping a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back." "Whoa, you could do that with just two pieces of toast!" "Whoa, you could do that with ONE piece of toast!" ! color #FFFF00 TBailey(laughing): "I was wondering if you'd figure that out." DR: "Dude, I should be a physicist! I could be standing there with toast and butter and people would say 'what are you doing?' I'd say, 'Dude, I'm building a spaceship!'" "I am a headshot God!" -ACastoro "Guns don't kill zombies, people kill zombies." -RWilkins "They teach you italian in the bathroom." -KSaffel ! defaultcolor #FF0000 ! color #FF00FF ---=== The Second Age ===--- ! color #FFFF00 - Product Development - ! color #7777EE Vice President of Online Gordon Walton ! color #7777EE Executive Producer Jeff Anderson ! color #7777EE Executive Designer Richard Garriott ! color #7777EE Producer Rich Vogel ! color #7777EE Executive Assistants Genny Solomon Fauna Randolph ! color #7777EE Lead Programmer Chris "Faceless" Mayer ! color #7777EE Lead Designer Raph "Designer Dragon" Koster ! color #7777EE Programmers Kirk "Runesabre" Black Jason "Stormwind" Spangler Rick "Wyrd" Delashmit Ragnar "BugKiller" Scheuermann Hugh "Longshanks" David Scott "Grimli" Phillips Chris "Pandemonium" Coffin Brian "Krelin" Crowder Tim "Alai" Schubert ! color #7777EE Designers John "EvilJohn" Moreland Todd "tOAD" Bailey Anthony "SunSword" Castoro Paul "Sage" Sage Rob "Firedog" Irving Bruce Adams ! color #7777EE Lead Artist ! color #7777EE Artists Brendon Wilson Joe Rabbit Kich Ma Ruben Garza Chuck Crist Micael Priest ! color #7777EE Additional Programming John "EvilJohn" Moreland Raph "Designer Dragon" Koster Todd Decker Tim Schubert ! color #7777EE Additional Art Brandon Bloodworth ! color #7777EE Additional Design Ragnar "BugKiller" Scheuermann Rick "Wyrd" Delashmit Jason "Stormwind" Spangler Tim "Alai" Schubert Hal "Hellboy" Milton Richard Garriott ! color #7777EE Sound Effects Joe Basquez Bill Munyon Hal Milton ! color #7777EE Networking and Operations Mark Rizzo Ruben Cortez David "Bob" Truong Barton "Lonestar" Bowers Kevin Kwast ! color #7777EE Database Steve "SQL-Dude" Sparks Calan Thurow ! color #7777EE Translations Nina Vollmer, Translations Manager Ryosuke Kutsuma, Japanese Leland Madren, Japanese Jean-Luc Chabrier, Localization Coordinator ! color #FFFF00 - Quality Assurance - ! color #7777EE Quality Assurance Manager Marie Williams ! color #7777EE Quality Assurance Supervisor Paul "Darksaber" Vaden ! color #7777EE Production Lead Tester Russell "Stranger" Wilkins ! color #7777EE Quality Assurance Testers Brett "Beaker" Bonner Stacy "Seablade" Davidson Brian "BIGtiny" DuBose Scott "Mongo" Loyd Matt "DarkHorse" Lynch Kenny "Hottman" Hott Kent "Hand" Raffray Todd "Balls" Raffray Jon 'Killdozer' Savinelli Lance "MudPuppy" Stites Rand "Brotchen" Van Fossen Todd "Lord Ares" Wachhaus ! color #FFFF00 Player Relations ! color #7777EE Director of Player Relations Richard "Zippy" Zinser ! color #7777EE Player Relations Manager Scott "Bam-Bam" Mattson ! color #7777EE Player Relations Supervisor Marti Simmons ! color #7777EE Interest Coordinator David "Goatboy" Abelt ! color #7777EE Player Relation Leads Thomas Lieberman John Erskine Amy Collinsworth ! color #7777EE Player Relations Ed "Herr" Ball Maren Barwis Daniel Betsinger Daniel Campbell Greg Chapman Michael Farone Brian Ford Luis Jimenez Tim Johnson Elizabeth Keen William Leverett Will Martin Katherine Matthews Jenice McKissick Jim Prescott Gretchen Russell Joshua Stoke Jason Westbrook Charles Williams John Wood ! color #7777EE Additional Testing Mitch Burton Rick Holtrop Timothy Johnson Will Leverett Will Martin Jason Westbrook ! color #FFFF00 - Marketing - ! color #7777EE Marketing Director Chris Plummer ! color #7777EE Product Managers Brain Allen Matt Orlich ! color #7777EE Package Design Catherine Cantieri Tonda Mueller ! color #7777EE Publicity Teresa Potts ! color #7777EE Web Programmer Christopher Graf ! color #7777EE Documentation Tonda Mueller Incan Monkey God Productions ! color #7777EE Additional Development Wombat Games, Inc. ! color #7777EE Additional Software Translation software included under license from Systran (c) Systran Software Inc., 1998, All rights reserved. ! color #7777EE - Special Thanks - Jason Bell Faramir Spectre Bob "UO-Bob" "Reputation FAQ" Hanson UO Counselors UO Seers ! defaultcolor #FF00FF "Wow, everything has been running well lately." - Jason "Don't say that, you'll jinx it!" - Mark R. 1 hour later: "You jinxed it." - Mark R. "Time has stopped. No, really, time stops every 49 days." - Rick "Why is it that the first thing the people in charge do to the credits is move their names to the top?" - Unknown "Who cast An Tym?" - Various people "It's fixed. Time won't stop for another 280 million years now." - Rick "Guess Russ will need to test for 280 million years to verify it." - Rick "Um, Santas are taking over the world." - frantic GM calling Jason over the holidays As we wonder why apparent creature population keeps falling: "Half of the creatures in the world are inside of stablemasters!" - Ragnar "Must be crowded in there." - Unknown "Why is the stablemaster shooting fireballs?" "There must be a dragon inside of him!" - Unknown ! defaultcolor #FFFF00 ! color #FF8000 ---=== Ultima Online ===--- ! color #7777EE - Product Development - ! color #FF0000 Producer Richard Garriott ! color #FF0000 Director Starr Long ! color #FF0000 Associate Producer Joye McBurnett ! color #FF0000 Director of Development Jim Browne ! color #FF0000 Project Consultant Keith McCurdy ! color #FF0000 Executive Assistant Michelle Bratton ! color #FF0000 Design Manager Brian Martin ! color #FF0000 Design Coordinator Mark Franz ! color #FF0000 Lead Designer Raph "Designer Dragon" Koster ! color #FF0000 Designers Marshall Andrews Kristen Koster Todd McKimmey Kevin Schlipper David Biggs Dan Rubenfield Chuck Zoch Bob White Andrew Morris ! color #FF0000 Lead Programmers Rick "Wyrd" Delashmit Scott "Grimli" Phillips ! color #FF0000 Programmers Mike McShaffry Jeff "Jooky" Posey Jason "Stormwind" Spangler Ragnar "BugKiller" Scheuermann Gary Scott Smith Jeff Wofford Herman Miller ! color #FF0000 Art Director Jennifer Davis ! color #FF0000 3D Art Managers Bruce Lemons Brendon Wilson ! color #FF0000 Artists Chuck Crist Bob Frye Micael Priest Clay Hoffman Scott Jones Cari Oberstar Jonathan Price Michael Morlan Terry Manderfeld Matt Sheffield ! color #FF0000 Additional Design Ragnar "BugKiller" Scheuermann Jason "Stormwind" Spangler Jeff "Jooky" Posey Scott "Grimli" Phillips Rick "Wyrd" Delashmit Richard Zinser ! color #FF0000 Additional Programming Raph "Designer Dragon" Koster Todd McKimmey Chuck Zoch Bob White Kristen "Kaige" Koster Dan "LordPall" Rubenfield Edmond Meinfelder John Watson ! color #FF0000 Additional Art Raph "Designer Dragon" Koster ! color #7777EE - Networking and Operations - ! color #FF0000 Network Manager Mark Rizzo ! color #FF0000 Network Operations Brandon Williams ! color #FF0000 Sound Effects Kirk Winterrowd Hal Milton ! color #FF0000 Music Kirk Winterrowd Joe Basquez Hal Milton ! color #FF0000 Recording Jason Cobb ! color #FF0000 Voice Talent Ev Lunning, Jr. ! color #7777EE - Quality Assurance - ! color #FF0000 Project Leader Richard Zinser ! color #FF0000 Assistant Project Leaders John "EvilJohn" Moreland Todd Wachhaus ! color #FF0000 Hardware Tech Brett Bonner ! color #FF0000 Testers Timothy Bell Rick C. Holtrop Artie Rogers Paul D. Sage Russ Wilkins Robert Windisman Hal Milton Monte Mathis Paul Vaden ! color #FF0000 Customer Service Liason David Cryer ! color #FF0000 Quality Assurance Supervisor Evan "Fighto" Brandt ! color #FF0000 QA Support Site Programmer Chris Graf ! color #7777EE - Marketing/Game Materials - ! color #FF0000 Product Manager Chris Plummer ! color #FF0000 Media Relations David Swardford Teresa Potts ! color #FF0000 Package Design ORIGIN Creative Services ! color #FF0000 Package Art John Bowie Greg Hildebrandt Tim Hildebrandt ! color #FF0000 Web Documentation Tuesday Frase Chris McCubbin Jennifer Spohrer Melissa Tyler ! color #FF0000 Printed Documentation Tuesday Frase Chris McCubbin ! color #FF0000 Printed Documentation Design/Layout ORIGIN Creative Services ! color #FF0000 Editing David Ladyman ! color #7777EE - Web Site Programming - ! color #FF0000 Lead Web Programmer David Kozlowski ! color #FF0000 Web Programming Martin Delarosa Tom Kiehne Tuesday Frase ! color #FF0000 Documentation Web Design Susan Bednar John Bowie ! color #FF0000 Web Site Art Wendi Dunn John Bowie Dave Kozlowski Tuesday Frase Martin Delarosa Greg Hildebrandt Tim Hildebrandt ! defaultcolor #FF8000 "Rick's in there hacking at roofs." - Raph "That's BACKSLASH, Unix boy!" - Jim Greer, seeing Raph trying to type a DOS pathname. "I didn't touch your tree!" - Kristen "It would look like: WHACK, WHACK-WHACK, WHACK, WHACK-WHACK, WHACK." -Andrew "Oh! What are you working on now -- reproduction?" - Raph "I'm gonna go make some ham for the wolves to eat." - Raph "I like the dirty rectangle." - Scott "No problem. For the server, we'll just slap on a couple more gigs." - Scott "So, does Scott come before Edmond or Rick?" - Kristen "Just don't water my snake." - Rick "You ain't gonna like this woman with his arms on her." - Micael "We're striving for your magic, and I'm going to come and rub your head everyday until we get it." - Andrew to Scott, who wasn't having trouble getting things to work. "You could try rubbing network cables." - Rick to Andrew, in response to above. "If it's easier to get it up without going through the paperdoll...." - Jeff "I made a penguin once." - Scott "Add some... splotches of cool texture stuff." - Scott "Now you're playing with bars again." - Scott "Eeeewwww, he bit the duck's butt off!" - Raph and Kristen "No! I bit the duck's head off -- far less gross! Well, less gross." - Andrew "Oh, there's the better corpse." - Raph "I'm sorry, Marsh, I didn't mean to hit you in the privies with Raph's shaft." - Andrew "I like destroying pictures." - Scott "I look at that and I don't see Lord British... I see a cool guy." - Scott "I am Greenhead of the Buck Naked tribe." - Marshall "We saw Todd's corpse with his legs wrapped around a lamppost... it looked all weird...." - Kristen "Hang on a second -- I need to look at this pair of breasts first." - Andrew "There's a fifty-fifty chance if there's enough meat you can assemble a baker out of it." - Raph "This looks like Doom." - Todd, upon viewing Duke Nukem for the first time. "Yes, but this one has nekkid chicks." - Marshall "Don't love it -- you could get it sticky." - Raph "Just think -- a marble bear is better than a marble mongbat." - Todd "In addition to this, they are spending money to be dead." - Kristen, on why ghosts shouldn't have to be bored. "She licked it all over and stuck it on there." - David "Oh, could I have a pet waitress?" - Scott "Let them eat tables." - Mark R. "I don't like units on girls." - Starr "I, too, used to be someone women respected." - Kevin "I'm wearing trolls." - Scott "There's a chicken running rampant through Nujel'm right now." - Todd "You've got a little ding-ding that goes off." - Kevin "I was heartbroken for three days after I accidentally mowed over my Chewbacca." - Scott "I'm just gonna have you rebuild the world after this meeting." - Starr "Marsh hurt his hand in a CLAPPING accident??" - the rest of the team, when Marsh showed up with a bandage on his hand "So we make man-eating apple trees and the apples will show up?" - Joye "I guess I was hoping there wouldn't BE any bugs." - Ragnar "This game is like, perfect for multiplayer stuff." - Gary Scott Smith After Ragnar ate some dried mealworms with spice: "No thanks, I'm at a sociological stage of development where I don't NEED to eat bugs anymore." - Dan After Mark admitted to eating two as well: "It' a good thing they're not alive." - Kevin "Yeah, they'd breed in your stomach." - Brian "I'll only be having one piece of this delicious looking cake that someone very kindly left in my office, (along with a great deal of glitter which I will not eat). Have some cake, it's better than mealworms!" - Brian on his birthday. "Can we change the perspective?" - marketing guy, mere weeks from beta "'Twas the day before beta, And all through the code Not a damn thing was working... Not even god mode." - several programmers, improvising at lunch "What kind of meat do human corpses produce?" -- "No seriously, this is a serious gameplay issue!" - Starr to Gary "The rest of my scheduled tasks are meaningless." - Gary Scott Smith "Quality takes time." - Mr. Mike. "Yeah, yeah, yeah." - Richard Garriott "Well, you pulled it out and handed it to her!" - Chucky Z. to Ragnar "And she initialed it!" - Ragnar in response "My actual title is Reverend Mother." - Mark F. "You should spell that 'mutha.'" - Micael "I must take this opportunity to state that I have recently noticed some people in this production group, who shall remain nameless, using the word "insure" to mean "ensure". The couth Originite correctly identifies the word "insure" as a verb meaning "to give insurance to" and the word "ensure" as a verb meaning "to make sure". The next time you use the phrase "I will insure that this work gets done on time" in my presence, I shall consider this a legal and binding insurance contract and will demand payment when the work is not, in fact, completed on time." - Jeff Wofford, being pedantic. "Jennifer went home--she was laying eggs around the building all morning." - Raph, after Jen did Easter activities all day "We should get sponsored by Dr. Pepper." - Rick "I will not have my baby three weeks early." - appeared on the whiteboard after Joye did, severely messing up the schedules "50,000 cigarettes were smoked in the making of Ultima Online." - our best guess "You shouldn't give a marketing guy the controls." - Alex Carloss, VP of Marketing, discussing demos "It was society's ills that made me place these tiles wrong! It's not my fault!" - Kevin "If we don't think there are enough dragons in the mix we just tweak the dragon generator dial on our server side and more dragons appear in the game." - Starr Long - Gamespot Interview "How come I haven't seen the Dragon Generator Dial yet?" - Chuck Crist "You haven't made the art for it yet? Oh no! The whole system is gonna break down!!" - Raph "The resource system works a little too well. There was this huge mob of female bards clumped around me. And I ran, and they all followed me! Naked chicks, mind you! So I had to kill them all." - Scott "It's such a happy song to butcher people by." - Chuck Crist "There's horses raining from the sky! What do we do about it?" - Mike McShaffry "You know, that code makes absolutely no sense to me." - Todd, watching over Rick's shoulder "Right now, it's not making much sense to me either. And I just got done writing it fifteen minutes ago." - Rick (after several all-nighters at work) "I think there's a bug. I was fighting a dragon, when suddenly he turned around, flew away, turned into an air elemental, and exploded." - Rick "Oooo, I want to put on a dress!" - Scott Phillips "I need nothing in particular." - an NPC when asked what they would like "If you bring me some nothing in particular, that'd be nice." - the same NPC, asked a little bit later "Dammit, I don't think I've got a quote yet. I've got to say something funny soon." - Jason